Like this:

So, got this gem today through OKCupid from a guy who promptly disabled his account right afterwards:"You seem kind like bitch – you might have more luck if you were nice. Don’t think you know how things are."

Strangely, it doesn’t bother me.

My reasoning? Obviously, he’s kind of a dick himself — and he also would have more luck if he were nice. Plus, I don’t think he know how things are, either.

I would have loved to have written a response like that — you know, because I’m a bitch — but unfortunately, his account was disabled…which means he’s a colossal pussy who can dish out the shit, but is apparently too much of a coward to take any of it in.